Tiger, Tiger burning bright
With endorsements left and right,
Inquiring minds now want to know
Everywhere you come and go.
In what distant bed or lair
Do you toss? Why do we care?
With each Hottie you aspire,
Our imaginations fire.
Now what inviting body part
Twists the sinews of thy heart?
When you twist with thy sinews
We see it on the evening news!
And when you seek to roam again
In what furnace is thy brain?
The dreaded iron in Elin's fist
Is treacherous. Good thing she missed!
When you stand upon a tee
Do you expect to hit a tree?
And when the last hole has been made
Do you plan to crash your Escalade?
Tiger, Tiger burning bright
With endorsements left and right
Inquiring minds now want to know
Everywhere you come and go.
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* Or, in this case, possibly catterel
** Counterpoint. Or, more bluntly stated.
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