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Showing posts with label weird. Show all posts
Showing posts with label weird. Show all posts

Friday, September 27, 2013

What the Hell?!? Friday - "It's What's for Dinner" Edition


A different sort of Big Gulp

Alas, not eye of newt, but if you're up for bat wings and toad skins, you can get them both here in one swell foop.

Toads and bats seem to have a mutually destructive relationship.

I had no idea they were that human.

Friday, August 23, 2013

Thursday, November 15, 2012

Logic Boat


XKCD:


Answer to question in panel 4:

Because you are a Stark.

Oh - and by the way, Winter is coming.


Friday, April 20, 2012

WTH?!? Friday - So Wrong on So Many Levels

Really - There's nothing I can say that will make it any better.

Or any worse.

If I'm reading my Roman (the only thing appropriate in the whole clip) numerals correctly, it's from 1933.





Aaaack!   Now, I must scrub my brain with a Brillo pad, then go hug a squid.

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Quote and/or Q and A of the Day

From an "insanely long view" perspective, by Char Weise at Creative Destruction.

 Q: Fifty million people don't have health insurance in this country. What can we do to give them better health care?
A: Humans are merely collections of cells through which life flows in many forms, sometimes as a happy child and sometimes as a flesh-eating virus. Who is to say that a human child has a stronger claim to life and health than a flesh-eating virus? What you call "health care" is merely the rearrangement of morbidity across life forms.

In all honesty, it never occurred to me to look at it this way.  The opinion seems to be uninformed by the concept of Homo Sapiens as god's chosen species.

H/T (somewhat indirectly) to Art



Friday, February 24, 2012

What the Hell?!? Friday - Do Not Try to Out-Geek Theo Gray

Theo Gray and His Periodic Table Table.




Source.

H/T to Howeird.

Thursday, February 23, 2012

Quote of the Day

.   .   .   candidates on one side are contesting for the same base and working to outdo themselves in fealty to a narrow agenda.   Once that question is settled, the winning side will have to address the shared problems of the population. Even if the rhetoric doesn't show dramatic change, actions may well speak louder.
--- Dana Blankenhorn

You might think Mr. Blankenhorn is referring to the clown parade posing as the Rethug slate of prezdent wannabes.  But, no - his Seeking Alpha article  talks about a totally different situation on the other side of the world.

The Bizarro world of Rethug politics has a weird, also religioulsly motivated, image in the fun house mirror of radical Islam.

Somehow, I'm not surprised.

Friday, November 4, 2011

What the Hell Friday - Herman Cain Edition

I just heard Rachel and Eugene Robinson discussing the extraordinary weirdness of the Herman Cain campaign - if it is indeed a campaign.  They were speaking of it as performance art.  I have to admit that never occurred to me, and now it reminds me a bit of Pat Paulson.

The even weirder thing about this video is that the crowd cheers - wildly and with reckless abandon - when Cain says," I am the Koch brothers brother from, another mother."   OK - it was at a function sponsored by the Koch brothers group Americans for Prosperity.

If this is parody, it's brilliant, maybe even genius.  If it's real, then Cain is an inestimable buffoon.

The weirdest thing of all is that I seriously have no idea which of these propositions comes closer to the truth.



Source.

Friday, October 14, 2011

What the Hell?!? Friday - Things You Really Gotta Have (Or Maybe Not) Edition

Beer mugs, pi, swimwear, chair leg socks, games, toys, travel, magnetism, demented fairy art work (?) eviler cupcakes, and a few touches of Eeewww!!!


Friday, May 20, 2011

What the Hell?!? Friday - Hot Trombone Edition

Seriously HOT trombone.



I have no idea what made me think of this song . . .


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Saturday, January 29, 2011

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Bowl Game Theology

My theory that the twin humiliating losses suffered by Michigan and Michigan State in their respective bowl games was the almighty sky-deity punishing us for electing a Republican governor was put to a severe test in last night's Sugar Bowl.  (OK - if you contend that U of M has no business even being in a bowl game, you'll get no argument from me, but -- that State game -- OUCH!)

You see, Ohio also voted in a new Republican governor.  And not just any old Rethug - this is former congressman John Kasich, who spent his years nominally outside of government as a Faux Noise commentator, and from 2001-2008 was "employed by Lehman Brothers, the investment firm whose collapse precipitated the financial system collapse of 2008."   The exploits of job-exporting Rick Snyder pale in comparison.

You'd think that if anything deserves a 52-14 smack-down at the cloven hooves of an SEC opponent, this would be it.   But in the end the Buckeyes managed to cling to a razor(back) thin 31-26 victory.


In attempting to rationalize this outcome, I've come up with two not-mutually-exclusive theories.

1)  The sequence of early success and later dismay, followed by something close to despair and then near-cardiac arrest, watching the Razorbacks bore their way out of a 28-7 trough; coupled with the knowledge that 4 offensive stars plus the unlikely last-minute defensive hero of last night's game face suspension for committing the crime of free-market capitalism was punishment enough.   (Lesson: either graduate or lose academic eligibility first, sell the gold pants later.)

2)  This one to me is more convincing.  Consider the nature of the Arkansas loss - falling less than a touchdown short after a courageous second-half regrouping, with the prospect of a heroic come-from-behind victory tantalizingly dangled before their collective snout, then snatched away Lucy-like as they ultimately fell on their (razor)backs to defeat and disappointment.  

How can this be?  Not only did Ohio elect a particularly vile and heinous Rethug, Arkansas retained its incumbent Democratic Governor, Mike Beebe.  OTOH, they did split the ticket by electing Rethug Mark Darr as lieutenant governor.  But that can't possibly be enough.

Something must be truly rotten in the State of Arkansas to have pissed god off to this extent.  Could it be general corruptionsmall town corruptionpolice corruption, or public corruption?

We'll probably never know for sure.  The Lord moves in mysterious ways.  Not only did he allow the slaughter of the Arkansas hog, he's klling their birds and fish.
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Sunday, October 31, 2010

Halloween Me!

With my cousin Bela.


© 2010 Amanda, along with photo credit, scary Halloween edits, and eyeballs.

Shadow Shot Sunday - 10/31 - Halloween!

The lovely wife and 8-year-old granddaughter Samantha drove by this rather overdone Halloween display the other day.  Click to enlarge, and survey the cast of gruesome characters surrounding the doorway.  Sam's comment was, "If I was a kid, I wouldn't want to go trick or treating there.  Oh, wait . . . I AM a kid!"

Priceless!




But wait -- there's more!

Here is the other side of the driveway.



Yikes!





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Wednesday, October 13, 2010

1066

October 13th is the anniversary date of the battle of Hastings, when William the Bastard defeated King Harold Godwinson and conquered England.

(Oops - it was on Oct. 14th.  I'm a day early.)

This unfortunate event was mentioned in a nice L A Times x-word by Mike Paluso, back in July.  Words in CAPS refer to that puzzle.

Both Harold and William had claims to the English throne - though, even if you accept medieval notions of inherited kingship - neither is very convincing.  

The battle of Hastings was really bad luck for King Harold. William's army sat on the shore of Normandy for the entire Summer waiting for the wind to change, (talk about a TIME KILLER) so they could cross the SEA - well, channel - and BARGE in.

Everyone was at the end of their patience and resources. If the weather hadn't finally shifted in Oct. the entire course of English history would be different. William would never have been able to raise that army again. See what we OWE TO weather!

Harold and his MATES had just fought a fierce battle two weeks earlier at Stamford Bridge, against his DRIP of a brother and a Danish Viking army, then had to march about 200 miles to take on William's forces.

During the battle of Hastings he took an arrow in the eye (or so the story goes) and the rest is, as they say, history.

There once was a King they called Harry
Whose luck wasn't bad, it was very
Awful we've found, then when Bill crossed the sound*
He wound up in the cemetery

* Well -channel.

Monday, October 4, 2010

Illiterate Clown Politics

The only thing I can say about this is that at least Christine O'Donnell can read.

We aren't the only only ones who are screwed, I guess.

Update:  It turns out she's not even descended from a real Bozo.  He was only a fill-in Bozo.

So -- are we screwed, or what?

Saturday, July 24, 2010

A Real Number of Posts on the UNIT

In my quest to discover why 1 is not a prime, I have found out that since the time of Euclid, 1 has not even been a number!?!

I am giving up. Not so much conceding defeat as loosing by default while I slouch away from this mad-hatter numerology, muttering and shaking my head. You see, the prime reason "One" can't be a prime number is that it isn't even a number to begin with.

This is more than my little pea brain (and I only have the 1, you see, so my number of brains is . . . well, not 0, since 1 is not zero, but it has to be zero because 1 is not a number - can you see where this is taking me?) can handle.

This is probably why I became a lowly chemist, whose approach to numbers (and/or units) is strictly utilitarian.

I am going to make me a unit of honking big martini, with a legitimate prime, odd and Fibonacci number of jumbo olives. (Three, if you must know.)

Cheers!
JzB who is one perplexed unit (if that's not redundant)

Friday, July 23, 2010

What the Hell? Friday -- On the Primacy of the Number 1

Or not.

In another part of the universe, I was corrected by a math teacher for calling the number "one" a prime.

After a bit of research, I retorted thusly:

I read the info on 1 not a prime and am deeply underwhelmed. Unless I'm missing something big, the reason that 1 is not a prime is that mathematicians have conspired, in a completely arbitrary and discriminatory fashion, to deprive 1 of primehood, by including in the prime definition "greater than 1." If you take a prime to be a number divisible only by 1 and itself, 1 clearly qualifies. Granted it's the degenerate case (chemists will understand what this means) but that really makes no difference.

Tongue in cheek - sure.  But I'm not above a bit of japing.  Anyway, I was advised to have a look at this link.  Which I did.  Here is my new and improved response, re: the four reasons found there (which see.)


Answer 1: 
My point exactly: by definition, with no serious reasoning.  It's a totally unconvincing word game, and totally lame.

Answer 2:
Re: the fundamental theorem - the word "uniquely" is the kicker here.  But that is still just word play.  Tacking on any number of "x1" factors is clearly redundant, and could be eliminated by a more elaborate and linguistically clumsy definition - which I will not attempt at the moment.  BTW, this also illustrates what I meant by a degenerate case.  All the infinite number of potential "x1"s collapse into a single "x1."

Actually, I'll go further and say that the fact that you can write the product non-uniquely is irrelevant to the fact that you can still write it with a single "x1" in the formula, and that THAT is a unique answer.

So we still do not have a really sound reason.

On the other hand, though, lets take another look at the fundamental theorem, "Every positive integer greater than one can be written
uniquely as a product of primes."  Ignoring the problematic "uniquely" for the nonce, clearly, if 1 is excluded from the primes, then this theorem crashes and burns.  What are the factors of any prime, say, 5?  They are 5 and . . . and 1!  How can this simple fact not put a Q.E.D. on the primacy of 1?

Answer 3:
By the logic expressed there, I cannot be both a trombonist and a grandfather, though each is a subset of the set  "real humans"  -  being a grandfather is sooo much more important.  Really?  A thing cannot belong to two sets at once?  Five is both a prime and a Fibonacci number.  This reasoning is embarrassingly fatuous.

Answer 4:
This seems to be just an elaborated restatement of definition 3.

Now it's possible that I'm missing something, but here is my verdict.

Reasons for excluding 1 from the primes boil down to, "It's not because I say it's not."   I think that claim has no merit, and can be summarily rejected.

Reason for including 1 in the primes is that without it, the fundamental theorem turns out to be false.   This is not really a big deal for me, but mathematicians will probably find it disconcerting. 

Ergo, 1 is a prime.

Q.E.D.

Where did I go astray?  Help me out, somebody.