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Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Haiku Wednesday - Shoes



Are you tied to friends
Who have soul, wag their tongues, fit
You like an old shoe?


Have you ever been
Tripped by one who took you in?
Too bad - what a heel!


"Get to the pointe, Mule.
You sneaker, do not moc me!"
He said, with a brogue.

Join the fun!


Jenn @ Youknow...that Blog? said...

Heehee, you're so funny! Made me giggle :) Love your haiku!

I couldn't make out any words in the video... assuming it was about shoes though??

Victoria said...

Love what you did with that. So clever.

Anonymous said...

LOL...i love these and thanks for the laugh :) Very very clever my friend :) Have a good Wednesday :)

Bing (PinkLady) said...

these are all fun and delightful. brilliant set of haiku!

quilly said...

I loved the puns! Wonderful! You are invited to visit Punny Mondays at my blog. you just might like it there.

Bloggin'withAmanda said...

Loved all the puns in # 3 very very cute indeed!

Nanka said...

Loved it immensely and made me smile too.The witty sarcasm in your language is so delightful. Have a great week ahead!!