I'm as committed to problematizing exclusivist metanarratives and delegitimating monologic desire as the next gink.
What makes this so remarkable is that I can not remember ever having voiced - or even entertained - this concept.
I ain't no Phila.
Update: At the risk of supplying context - and forgive me if I've mislead you - here is another quote.
Most of the people who claim that the universe was really created in six days, and that Eve was really fashioned from Adam's rib, are still able to recognize suggestions like "go and sell that thou hast, and give to the poor" as confoundingly polyvalent metaphors.